Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Chatroulette

Yikes! My imp of the perverse finally got the best of me... watch out (in real time) for pederastic old dudes, retarded guys showing their dicks/jacking off, fat chicks flashing tits, the occasional white trash chick giving some guy head, the vaginally hirsute chick fingering herself, and so on...It was worse than I expected. It reminds me of a web 2.0-ified goatse, tub girl, glassass, and the coprophagic 2g1c videos...

Disclaimer: clicking any of the above links invariably leads to consummate cognitive apoplexy! Consider yourself motherfucking warned! (Granted, the titular CR is arguably much tamer that the latter memes...but the chat based nature gives it a singularly fucked dimension).

Friday, January 22, 2010

not so sweet

When agave nectar burst onto the health food market, many people were excited about it as a substitute for refined sugar. But a growing body of research indicates that agave nectar — which is not, in fact, a nectar and is processed in much the same way as high-fructose corn syrup — might be as unhealthy as HFCS is purported to be.

One article even states that "agave products should carry a warning label indicating that the product may cause a miscarriage" due to its high quantities of a chemical called saponin. In the highly competitive, high-stakes business of selling alternative sweeteners to a demanding public, how do we know what to believe?

If you believed that agave nectar is similar to honey or maple syrup in being a simple, naturally derived product, you're in the majority. As this recent post on Food Renegade says:

Based on the labeling, I could picture native peoples creating their own agave nectar from the wild agave plants. Surely, this was a traditional food, eaten for thousands of years. Sadly, it is not... It’s not traditional, not natural, highly refined, and contains more concentrated fructose than high fructose corn syrup.

This article at the Weston A. Price Foundation website -- dated last April, when "Agave-gate" started to gain momentum -- explains how agave nectar is manufactured:

Agave "nectar" is not made from the sap of the yucca or agave plant but from the starch of the giant pineapple-like, root bulb. The principal constituent of the agave root is starch, similar to the starch in corn or rice, and a complex carbohydrate called inulin, which is made up of chains of fructose molecules. Technically a highly indigestible fiber, inulin, which does not taste sweet, comprises about half of the carbohydrate content of agave.

Agave syrup is a manmade sweetener which has been through a complicated chemical refining process of enzymatic digestion that converts the starch and fiber into the unbound, manmade chemical fructose. While high fructose agave syrup won’t spike your blood glucose levels [as HFCS is reported to do], the fructose in it may cause mineral depletion, liver inflammation, hardening of the arteries, insulin resistance leading to diabetes, high blood pressure, cardiovascular disease and obesity.

What's your take on all of this? Do you plan to investigate further? Will you pour your agave nectar down the sink? Or will you modify your intake and recognize it as a sweet treat that is acceptable in moderation?

Edited to add: Thanks to readers Kreeli and Deb Schiff for pointing us toward this link and this link, in which Madhava owner Craig Gerbore explains and defends his company's agave nectar manufacturing processes.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

Drinking Problems and Denial

If you have a drinking problem, you may deny it by:

* Drastically underestimating how much you drink
* Downplaying the negative consequences of your drinking
* Complaining that family and friends are exaggerating the problem
* Blaming your drinking or drinking-related problems on others

For example, you may blame an “unfair boss’ for trouble at work or a ‘nagging wife’ for your marital issues, rather than look at how your drinking is contributing to the problem. While work, relationship, and financial stresses happen to everyone, an overall pattern of deterioration and blaming others may be a sign of trouble.

If, once again, you find yourself rationalizing your drinking habits, lying about them, or refusing to discuss the subject, take a moment to consider why you’re so defensive. If you truly believe you don’t have a problem, why do you feel the need to cover up your drinking or make excuses? Is it possible that your drinking means more to you than you’re ready to admit?
Five myths about alcoholism

Getting to the truth behind the myths that you may be using to justify your drinking is crucial to breaking down the wall of denial.

Myth #1: I can stop drinking anytime I want to.

Maybe you can; more likely, you can’t. Either way, it’s just an excuse to keep drinking. The truth is, you don’t want to stop. Telling yourself you can quit makes you feel in control, despite all evidence to the contrary and no matter the damage it’s doing.

Myth #2: My drinking is my problem. I’m the one it hurts, so no one has the right to tell me to stop.

It’s true that the decision to quit drinking is ultimately up to you. But you are deceiving yourself if you think that your drinking hurts no one else but you. Alcoholism affects everyone around you—especially the people closest to you. Your problem is their problem.

Myth #3: I don’t drink every day, so I can’t be an alcoholic OR I only drink wine or beer, so I can’t be an alcoholic.

Alcoholism isn’t defined by what you drink, when you drink it, or even, to some extent, how much you drink. If your drinking is causing problems in your life, you may be an alcoholic and you definitely have a drinking problem—whether you drink daily or only on the weekends, down shots of tequila or stick to wine, have three drinks a day or three bottles.

Myth #4: I’m not an alcoholic because I have a job and I’m doing okay.

You don’t have to be homeless and drinking out of a brown paper bag to be an alcoholic. Many alcoholics are able to hold down jobs, get through school, and provide for their families. Some are even able to excel. But just because you’re a high-functioning alcoholic doesn’t mean you’re not putting yourself or others in danger. Over time, the effects will catch up with you.

Myth #5: Drinking is not a “real” addiction like drug abuse.

Alcohol is a drug, and alcoholism is every bit as damaging as drug addiction. Alcohol addiction causes changes in the body and brain, and long-term alcohol abuse can have devastating effects on your health, your career, and your relationships. Alcoholics go through physical withdrawal when they stop drinking, just like drug users do when they quit.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

check this out

About halfway through there's an interview. Is that Cons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXyJyS8ylYo

Sunday, December 27, 2009

les eskate



time for a new one

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

The slicing of Henry Molaison's brain (HM)

This will probably only last a day or two more, but if you're really, really bored and want to see what I did with lizard brains as a sophmore, go to this link:

The slicing of Henry Molaison's Brain.

Protocol: dehydrate a brain with alcohol, freeze it, then slice it super thin will a fancy ass deli-slicer.

dudes, I'm in New Orleans for two months

take a long weekend vacation.

oxox

Friday, November 27, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Friday, November 06, 2009

Oh my!
Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
I'm getting one!


In case you want to read the customer's reviews, first 3 reviews are good!!
Takes 5 stars!





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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Greetings from Monterrey, douchebags!!



Snitches get stitches, Flakers!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

This clip actually mocks the original.

coptic: is the final stage of the Afro-Asiatic language spoken in Egypt.
I think this applies here.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Stupid Smurfs

The more you explore the more you age in this secret world.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

You Kicked My Dog!!




Man, something is wrong with me, I get a kick out of these clips!
Do you find it funny??

Varm It UP!!



Oh my!
varm it.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Vikings-49ers highlights

Yo Miguel

I didn't get a chance to see you off. Hope you have a blast in NY!

Friday, September 25, 2009

11 Steps to Helping Eyes's Game

http://www.wimp.com/strangertypes/
and yes I know I view this site too much.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

This is (also) better than Little Man's post.

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland3/

Better than Little man's post!

http://www.wimp.com/inefficientdrinker/

Monday, September 14, 2009

This year's I Wanna Be The Guy

This game Canabalt is pretty fun, turn up the volume to give it a little more scare.

So far 1918 meters is as far as I've run/jumped.




Plus this pushes that last post down more.

Monday, September 07, 2009

3........5

see you guys there

Saturday, September 05, 2009

a blast from the past... about 2 weeks ago


good times in MTY

Thursday, September 03, 2009

aubrey turned 30 fucking years old

you can see some pictures of guests here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aubrey_edwards/sets/72157622086235417/


I miss the fucking tribe.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

M J no ha muerto!!

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Happy and Healthy in Laos

I took up smoking on a 2 day boat trip down the mekong river, and am flying to cambodia tomorrow where I will smoke opium.
I love you.
Motorcycle rides through rice fields.
xoxoxo
I miss all of you so much.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Skateistan...

kind of rad --> http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-afghan-skate-pictures,0,5794142.htmlstory

photos and story about pushing for skateboarding (coed at that!) in kabul.

you think they rock the christ air over there?

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Ha, ha!

Thanks Jack for this one-

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-US&from=sp_en-us_cinemash&vid=02fbd38f-cf72-487c-a788-bbca5eb51d94

It won't post it, but you can copy and paste it. It's Reno 911 and Human Giant doing Point Break.

Monday, July 20, 2009

monterrey was a blast


next time we're all going

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Eyes is a paranoid wigger

This is the facebook message I got from him from 4:45 am:


it may be ueber paranoid of me to ask, but could you please remove that picture of me and you with the bud in it in your "Frontier Preachers" photo album?

Thanks, lady dude,

-A Paranoid Eyes


Keep in mind that I was the one holding the weed. Weed by association?? you fuck.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

moonwalker...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Propagandhi @ The Mohawk

So I was checking out some Propagandhi live shows and found this one. Check out the lower left corner after 2:29. Miguel and I show up... just jamming. What a glorious night!! True Happiness.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

My trip to Minnesota

Eyes almost got kicked out of a titty bar.
He apparently fucked a black stripper up the ass the week before and claims "he understands them."

He also stuck up for a bunch of Southerners at a Polish bar when my buddy was insulted by the bartender; I had to buy Eyes drinks the rest of the evening because was afraid there would be no alcohol in said drink due to his chivalry. "Your job is not hard," he told the bartender, "it's not like your shoveling rock."

The Eyes needed free gin, I needed a nap after an afternoon drunk..we went to his furniture-less apt.

My art opening went awesome.

Photobucket

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

i'm going to miss him


gusto zoo
1996-2009

my buddy

Sunday, May 31, 2009

coming soon...


the return of

7-4-09 WHO'S IN ? (you)

Balmorhea/Fort Davis/Marfa

Friday, May 29, 2009

Minneapolis or bust

June 6th weekend----

Austin will be the following weekend. I would like to see you all. Please come and dance at rock the casbah.

xox

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Domo Arigato


Hey lookit, I totally won a robot haiku contest on the Innernets! I am President of Space!

Monday, May 25, 2009

If you haven't already

Check out the SNL digital shorts on hulu.com. I didn't care for the movie that guy made at all, but I really do like the Lazy Sunday skit and the Iran So Far Away one.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Sweet

Jon Stewart Producing History Channel Special
posted by: Matt Tobey

Jon Stewart has done such a good job making the present interesting, The History Channel has tapped him to give the past the same treatment with an upcoming special on the history of naturalization in the United States. Hopefully someone will get him to do something about the future next. I'll bet his President George W. Bushdroid XVII impression is hilarious.

Stewart's show, The Naturalized, is among the highlights of History's most substantial programming investment ever. The network's robust slate of specials and series, to be announced May 14 at History's upfront presentation, ranges from a sweeping 12-part series about the creation of America, to a critical examination of holiday traditions (and the anxiety they engender) by comedian Lewis Black.

The projects are among 16 new series and 13 new specials greenlit or in development for the 2009-2010 season.

The Naturalized, to be produced by Busboy, Stewart's company, follows eight individuals through the bureaucratic morass of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. The special will also include interviews with undocumented and deported illegal immigrants.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Your Childhood Just Got Raped... Anally... Again!

If the movie is as bad as this remake, I won't be seeing Transformer's 2. Thanks to Rockie for ruining my day with this:

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

This here is for cutoffs (though sadly no witches are involved)

Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?
Mon May 11, 2009 4:56pm EDT
TAIPEI (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

(Reporting by Ralph Jennings; Editing by Nick Macfie and Miral Fahmy)

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

RPG of Big Trouble in Little China

Um, I don't know what any thing like Value and Hit Points mean, but if I were to play a Role Playing Game, I'd start here.

Monday, May 04, 2009

You're The Best Around


Nothing's ever gonna keep you down!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

What I did this morning

This one's really just for Elliott, but anyone who wants can read it

This is a rebuttal for the guy who tried to convince us to watch The Obama Deception today-

http://youronestopinformationcentre.blogspot.com/

You Tube Fun

All these are way different, but I didn't feel like making more than one post.



This one's from BobandDavid.com. I totally forgot about that site!



And this last one isn't funny, it's just awesome! I really hope Kirby Dick doesn't get killed for this.

Whoops, Wrong House


[via IMDB]
"Actor Dolph Lundgren's wife was tied up by armed robbers who demanded cash and jewellery in a terrifying raid.

The Rocky IV star away from his Marbella, Spain home at the time of the burglary, but wife Anette found herself at the mercy of three masked attackers.

They terrorised her into handing over money and valuables.

But the three robbers fled when they spotted a family photo - and realised they had targetted the home of the tough guy actor.

A source tells Britain's Daily Mail, "Things might have turned out very differently if Dolph had been in. The criminals fled as soon as they realised the owner of the house they had raided was someone they wouldn't want to come up against in a fight. They left Anette pretty traumatised. She's Dolph's angel and anyone who messes with her is messing with him."

Police are still hunting the three attackers."



Also, here's a new pic of Universal Soldiers: The Next Generation, directed by John Hyams, the son of Peter Hyams the director of TimeCop, Sudden Death and End of Days and now the cinematographer for Next Gen. It's also known as Universal Soldier III, which is funny since there already was a Universal Soldier 3 in 1998 which co-starred Burt Reynolds, who also starred in Universal Soldier 2: Brothers In Arms with Gary Busey.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Sorry, but this is long

The only "news" abut this is that it is "news"

WASHINGTON — A newly declassified narrative of the Bush administration's advice to the CIA on harsh interrogations shows that the small group of Justice Department lawyers who wrote memos authorizing controversial interrogation techniques were operating not on their own but with direction from top administration officials, including then-Vice President Dick Cheney and National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice.

At the same time, the narrative suggests that then-Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and then-Secretary of State Colin Powell were largely left out of the decision-making process.

The narrative, posted Wednesday on the Senate Intelligence Committee's Web site and released by its former chairman, Sen. Jay Rockefeller , D- W.Va. , came as Attorney General Eric Holder told reporters that he'd "follow the evidence wherever it takes us" in deciding whether to prosecute any Bush administration officials who authorized harsh techniques that are widely considered torture.

In a statement accompanying the narrative's release, Rockefeller said the task of declassifying interrogation and detention opinions "is not complete" and urged prompt declassification of other opinions from 2006 and 2007 that he said would show how Bush Justice Department officials interpreted laws governing torture and war crimes.

These developments come days after the Obama administration declassified four Justice Department memos from 2002 and 2005 that revealed in detail authorized interrogation methods, such as waterboarding, which simulates drowning, sleep deprivation and putting detainees in containers with insects.

The drafting of the narrative began last summer, at the prompting of Rockefeller. The Senate Intelligence Committee staff drafted the document, with heavy input from the Bush administration, in a multi-department effort largely coordinated through the Director of National Intelligence's office.

Bush's National Security Council , however, refused to declassify it.

Obama's National Security Adviser, James L. Jones , signed off on its release last week and the Senate panel cleared it Tuesday.

Among other details, the narrative shows that:

— The CIA thought al Qaida operative Abu Zubaydah was withholding information about an imminent threat as of April 2002 , but didn't get authorization to use various interrogation techniques on him until more than three months later.

— Key Senate Intelligence Committee members were briefed on the techniques used on Zubaydah and Khalid Sheik Mohammed in 2002 and 2003.

— The Director of Central Intelligence in the spring of 2003 sought a reaffirmation of the legality of the interrogation methods. Cheney, Rice, then-Attorney General John Ashcroft and White House counsel Alberto Gonzales were among those at a meeting where it was decided that the policies would continue. Rumsfeld and Powell weren't.

— The CIA briefed the Rumsfeld and Powell on interrogation techniques in September 2003 .

— Administration officials had ongoing concerns about the legality of waterboarding as they continued to justify its legitimacy.

Cheney couldn't be reached for comment. Rice, through an aide, declined to comment.

As the narrative was released, various civil liberties and liberal activist organizations said they planned to present Holder on Thursday with 250,000 petition signatures calling for the appointment of an independent prosecutor to lead a criminal investigation into alleged torture.

Meanwhile, Republican Sens. John McCain of Arizona and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina , and independent Sen. Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut wrote to Obama urging him not to prosecute Bush officials who offered legal advice about CIA interrogations.

While the senators deemed some of the legal analyses "deeply flawed," they said that criminalizing bad legal opinions "would have a deeply chilling effect on the ability of lawyers in any administration to provide their client — the U.S. government — with their best legal advice."

Sen. Patrick Leahy , D- Vt ., the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee , on Wednesday reiterated his call for an independent "truth commission" to examine the interrogations, and said that if Republicans wouldn't go along with the bipartisan commission, he'd seek an investigation through the Senate .

Motherfather

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Check out this cast

I can't wait for the DVD! I'm not wasting time in the theater on it, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP6ILyiRmvQ

Youtube blocked embedding this one, too.

trap!

Friday, April 17, 2009

fun to be had

New Michel Gondry DVD coming out

More music videos!
Here's a link to a sample. They disabled the embedding on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdN1jJw4EE

Here's a full list. Not a lot of bands I like, but he sure is a neat director.


01 Michael Andrews [ft. Gary Jules]: "Mad World"
02 Paul McCartney: "Dance Tonight" *
03 Thomas Dolby: "Close But No Cigar"
04 Björk: "Declare Independence" *
05 Steriogram: "Walkie Talkie Man" *
06 The Willowz: "I Wonder"
07 Beck: "Cellphone's Dead" *
08 The White Stripes: "The Denial Twist" *
09 Donald Fagen: "Snowbound"
10 Cody ChesnuTT: "King of the Game"
11 Sinead O'Connor: "Fire On Babylon"
12 Queen [ft. Wyclef Jean, Pras and Free]: "Another One Bites the Dust"
13 Radiohead: "Knives Out" *
14 Dick Annegarn: "Soleil du Soir"
15 Sananda Maitreya: "She Kissed Me"
16 Sheryl Crow: "A Change Would Do You Good"
17 The Black Crowes: "High Head Blues"
18 Leafbirds: "It Can All Be Taken Away"
19 The Rolling Stones: "Gimme Shelter"
20 Energy Orchard: "How the West Was Won”

This is pretty good

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Tea Party Tyranny
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Economic CrisisPolitical Humor

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

I don't know how to feel about this

South Park Duo Land Saddam Hussein Keepsake

12 April 2009 7:00 AM, PDT

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker still can't believe a signed photo of Saddam Hussein U.S. Marines sent them is for real - but they hope it is.

Legend has it the troops screened the duo's 1999 film South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut before the former Iraqi dictator was executed in 2006.

In the film, an animated Hussein is depicted as Satan's gay lover.

Stone says, "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means... I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie over and over again, which is a pretty funny thought."

Friday, April 10, 2009

Monday, April 06, 2009

Friday, April 03, 2009

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Chaos In Tejas lineup

Here is why I won't be playing any sbows Memorial Day weekend:

WEDNESDAY MAY 20th
Wed Night at RED 7 (all age's) 611 E. 7th Street - Austin, TX 78701.
chaos in tejas kick off party with...
PONYTAIL
HARLEM
TEENAGE COOL KIDS
YELLOW FEVER

THURSDAY MAY 21st
THursday Night at Mohawk(all age's) 912 Red River, Austin, TX
PROPAGHANDI
TRASH TALK
CANADIAN RIFLE

Thursday at Emo's (outside) (all age's)
CRO-MAGS
SKITKIDS ( Sweden)
CRUDE ( Japan)
ANNIHILATION TIME
FUK ( england...ex Chaos UK)
No Tolerance
Vaaska

Friday at Emo's (outside/inside) (all age's)
Cock Sparrer
Brutal Knights
Peligro Social (last show ever)
Destino Final (spain..ex Invasion)
Hjertestop (denmark)
Young Offenders
Obliteration
the Hex Dispensers

Friday at Mohawk 912 Red River, Austin, TX
the Thermals
Shakey Hands

Friday After Party at Broken Neck (all age's)
WORLD BURNS TO DEATH
惡AI意 ( Japan)

Friday After Party on the Bridge FREE! (all age's)
CAREER SUICIDE

Sat Day Party at Beerland (21 and up)
CAREER SUICIDE
DOOMSDAY HOUR
Porkeria

Sat Night at Emo's (outside) (all age's)
Amebix
Judgement (japan..only U.S. show)
Pierced Arrows (2/3 of Dead Moon)
AI (japan)
Warcry
Outlaw Order
Midnight
Drunkdriver

Sat Night at Emo's (inside) (all age's)
Times New Viking
Nodzzz
the Strange Boys
XYX (mexico)

Sat at RED 7 (all age's) 611 E. 7th Street - Austin, TX 78701. (all age's)
the Business (england)
Krum Bums
the Broadsiders

Sat After Party at the Broken Neck (all age's)
SEVERED HEAD OF STATE
SACRED SHOCK


Sunday at RED 7 611 E. 7th Street - Austin, TX 78701. (outside) (all age's)
EYEHATEGOD
Harvey Milk
CRUDE ( Japan)
Mind Eraser
IRON AGE
UNIT 21

Sunday at Red 7(inside) FREE! (all age's)
SCUMPUTER

Sunday at Beerland ( 21+)
special guest
YOUNG OFFENDERS
MANIKIN
DESKONOCIDOS

There's a THREE DAY PASS for the Emo gigs- Save a little $$$$ with the pass versus buying individual tickets:

http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=1107614 [www.ticketweb.com] »

NOTE: This pass is good for EMO'S ONLY GIGS May 21-23 (not may 22-24).

****This pass WILL NOT WORK for the Chaos gigs happening at Beerland, The Broken Neck, The Mohawk, or Red 7.****

Propagandhi Tickets online... buy some!

Propagandhi will play the Mohawk during CHAOS IN TEJAS on May 21st.
Instead of hoping someone from Front Gate Tickets could hook it up, they are available online.
ONLINE = $15 (+ $4 in b.s. fees)
DAY OF = $17 (and lots of luck)