The San PedroTimes - a project in degentrification

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Okay, so I received another missing mailing concerning San Pedro Times Correspondent Michael T. Elliott. According to the latest delivery from the United States Postal Service, Mr. Elliott was last seen with a female human going by the alias Ruby. Further, they were last spotted together in Antarctica (which may explain the R.J. MacReady look that Mr. Elliott has in the age progression). At any rate, let's give a shout out to Firestone tires for sponsoring the age progression software, and also for manufacturing shitty tires in the early noughties that helped do in some 150+ persons.

Only $24.

Finally, rocket booster pants.

...thinkin 'will i live anotha 24'?

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Ten seconds ago

I was clicking on the google ads at the top, and when i refreshed the page there was an ad to "find local sex offenders". i think they're on to cut-offs and his bungee ways.

Monday, May 29, 2006

The man, the myth, the suspenders

Sunday, May 28, 2006

krooked eye

Yesterday, I received this in the mail.

It appears San Pedro Times Michael T. Elliott is now officially missing. Anyone information leading to his successful recovery will lead to a reward of 1 Texas-Cold 24 oz. Lone Star. Further, it appears someone has solicited the Have You Seen Us? mailing sent out by ShopWise (you know, the annoying company that provides a list of useless coupons in the mailbox almost every day). As we can see, Elliott's age is listed as infinite, so it's peculiar the company has been able to do a 5 year age progression picture. Can anyone determine his actual age so that we can contact the missing children and missing person agencies to clear up this misunderstanding. Additionally, does anyone, anyone out there in the world wide web, know who Elliott was last seen with? Please, dear internet friends, help us find our lost Tribe correspondent before an unfortunate, malicious fate befalls him.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

At it again...

So.. I finally learned how to put a damn video in the old blogster...hahaha. So this are my homies from Matamoros.. Some members of the tribe have met them already... real cool dudes.. check out the vid. If you have extra couple of minutes, vote for these ninjas !!
www.mtvla.com/los10/
Also want to congratulate Mr. Elliott for putting some numbers in the whiteboard... Hope the stalker mode doesnt come out any time soon !!

I'm out..

Jake and I party hard...

and we watch the sun come up in NYC. 7:35 a.m., haven't slept yet, you do the math. Let's roll...doodoodoo, doodoodoo, doodoo, doo, doo...

Biblical Asians, oh my!

I was looking to boost my Asian status (again) when I stumbled upon this

. It's a fun little hobby I have at nite to test my Asian gangsta skills but this just disproves that a modern human can't live as an authentic Asian wanna-be, cuz these dudes already tapped out the WACK-WELL. Oh well I guess I have to find a different hobby, or a g.f....