GARY WAS THERE

They say culo!

Here is some background on what it takes to become chongalicious, for those interested agents. Also, is the lad either a) a sort of lucky kid being babysat, or b) an unlucky sibling? Intuition says a), because I'm an optimist.

check out this douche

florida-sandwich

Are Cuff & Link still kicking?

Inspired by Yoda. Ha ha.

I met Don Johnson

While in Paris, entering the ritzy fucking hotel Heike was getting married at, he came up to her and kissed her on the cheek and told her she was a beautiful bride. I said "Holy Shit, are you Don Johnson?" And he said "Well sometimes I am." Then he, his plastic surgery, his bleached hair and his overly tanned skin walked away.

creepy little dude

Pose and say cheese!