Friday, June 30, 2006

Interview gone wrong?


yeah yeah you just select "embed" but noooooooooo that doesn't work in my universe.

If anyone can tell me what the hell that was...

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Monday, June 26, 2006

lets do this

a conversation with the little man (now a major motion picture) has brought your pal me up to speed on this blogging technology

enjoy this nice drawing that I didn't do.
truly yours

Friday, June 23, 2006

Last link

i think i see gusto.

This just in...

Thursday, June 22, 2006




Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Why the tribe doesn't post anymore:

Miguel- Drunk (never stopped you before)
Gary-Drunk (still mad that Google/The Man stole his keg money)
Sam- Drunk (sometimes you forget how to use a computer)
Daniel- Still Mad
Little Man- Not sure.....future wrath of D-Man?
Elliott- Pussy and homework I'm assuming.
Harry- No opposable thumbs.

Fuck you guys. I walked past Michael Showalter from the State yesterday...we had a moment. Although someone told me he is gay.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

RIP Daniel aka D-man, you will be missed (May, 2006 - June, 2006)

Meet me at the the crossroads, crossroads...
Ps-From now on, I can edit my own posts.

my new favorite flic

choking wasn't cool for the niggers

and it still isn't

in fact it's lame

do it to your chicken

Thursday, June 15, 2006

A Bushism for next year's calendar

The classic moment in Dubya's media relations came when he admonished Los Angeles Times reporter Peter Wallsten for wearing sunglasses while addressing him.

"Are you going to ask that question with shades on?" the President joshed Wallsten. "I'm interested in the shade look. Seriously. For the viewers, there's no sun."

But Wallsten wasn't trying to look cool. He's legally blind.

(From Rush & Molloy)

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Where'd my cursor go?

Here's something for the kids. Pretend your cursor is a fly and try to land on this guys' nose.


How are you?

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Final Countdown...

Hurricane is landing on the 14th for a couple days.....SHITBAGS

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I know what we're doing Sunday!

a response to/for you evil doers

Hello Garry,

As you know, Google treats instances of invalid clicks very seriously.
disabling your account, we feel that we have taken the necessary
to ensure that invalid clicks will not continue to occur on your site.
to the proprietary nature of our monitoring system, we're not able to
disclose any specific details of these clicks.

Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed further
participation in Google AdSense. However, if you can maintain in good
faith that the invalid clicks we detected on your ads were not due to
actions or negligence, or the actions or negligence of others working
you, you may appeal the closing of your account.

Google reserves sole discretion in considering whether to take any
on an appeal.

In order to appeal the disabling of your account, please email us at with the details requested below.
Please compose a new email and do not reply to this message. We're
to consider appeals that do not contain all of this information:

- Your name

- Your company's name (if applicable)

- Your publisher ID number (located in the AdSense code on your website
with the format, pub-################)

- Your website's URL

- Date your account was disabled

- Your website's audience

- The source of your website's content

- Frequency of content updates

- The primary sources of your website's traffic

- The number of people involved with the administration of the site

- Any relevant information that you believe would explain the invalid
click activity we detected

If Google decides to evaluate your appeal, we will do our best to
you quickly and will proceed with appropriate action as necessary. If
have reached a decision on your appeal, subsequent or duplicate appeals
may not be considered.


The Google AdSense Team

Original Message Follows:
From: snappy cake
Subject: Re: Google AdSense Account Disabled
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2006 19:23:50 -0700 (PDT)

what are you talking about, you crazy computer
i think you have made a mistake
check your circuits for pepsi clear

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Cracka Guugle B Hatin' U Know I Gotz 2 Get My Grillz Dun

This shit above is all I really wanted from Google AdSense. While the shit below is how I feel, now that we're excluded from the lucrative world of internet advertising.

I'm just an average guy with an average life
I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
But I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
Is it just a dream?

When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid


When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...

I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be

I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
The IRS?

I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
I can't enjoy my tea!

how much we had - virtually

i think we got narc'd-out

BUSTED !!! - it's like they're watching us

It has come to our attention that invalid clicks have been generated on
the Google ads on your site(s). We have therefore disabled your Google
AdSense account. Please understand that this step was taken in an
effort to protect the interest of the AdWords advertisers.

A publisher's site may not have invalid clicks on any ad(s), including
but not limited to clicks generated by:

- a publisher on his own web pages
- a publisher encouraging others to click on his ads
- automated clicking programs or any other deceptive software
- a publisher altering any portion of the ad code or changing the
layout, behavior, targeting, or delivery of ads for any reason

Practices such as these are in violation of the Google AdSense Terms
and Conditions and program polices, which can be viewed at:

Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed further
participation in AdSense and do not receive any further payment. The
earnings on your account will be properly returned to the affected


The Google AdSense Team



Take me back... dooh-doo dooh-dooo

So there' s psuedo trailer for ROCKY BALBOA

Not really a "teaser" trailer, just a good ol' song by Frank Stallone and shots of Rocky headed toward the ring. September will rain Stallone!

there's still plenty of time...

i'm already through 3 albums, yet i'm concerned i'll be able to get through all of 'em...this school shit is really getting in the way of celebrating nationaldayofslayer.


I got to second base with one of the writers from Deadwood last night....
There were some PBRs, some hot dance moves, and some handjobs.
I asked him what aspect of the show he personally created.
He said when they say "cocksuckers," well that was him.
I don't believe it.
With love from NYC

happy 6/6/6, bitchez...


they say if you put it in writing you're more likely to complete your goals.

Monday, June 05, 2006

testers testing

the raft in the mansion pool

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Friday, June 02, 2006


Kickball Rules

Current A.S.S. Softball Rules will govern kickball with the following emphasis and modifications:
1. A team consists of 8 (eight) players. A minimum of 6 (six) is needed to start and continue the game.
2. The defensive team may be set up in any order the team wishes. There is no set rule for placing defending players.
3. The batter is out in situations similar to softball (force outs, pop outs, etc.) In addition, a runner is out when she/he is hit by a thrown ball below the waist.
4. The ball is put into play when the pitcher (a player on the defensive team) rolls the ball toward home plate and the batter attempts to kick the ball. The batter must wait for the ball to be within three feet of home plate before kicking the ball. If the batter does not like the pitch, she/he should not attempt to kick it, and another pitch will be thrown. There are no strikeouts or walks. Batter gets a maximum of two (2) tries. A missed attempt or foul counts as a try. After two tries, the batter is out.
5. Bunting is not permitted. There will be no infield fly rule.
6. A runner who leaves the base before the pitch reaches home plate or is hit, is out and the ball is dead. Leading off and stealing bases between pitches is NOT allowed.
7. In order to prevent injury and protect the defensive player attempting to make a play on a base runner, the base runner must be called out, if she/he remains on her/his feet, and deliberately, with great force crashes into a defensive player holding the ball, waiting to apply a tag. If the act is determined to be flagrant, the offender shall also be ejected.
8. A designated batter or extra batter is allowed.
9. Teams may bat as many players as they want, but the batting order should never change once the game has begun, unless someone has to leave the game permanently. Players that arrive after the game has begun may be added to the end of the batting order.
10. Forfeit time has been established as game time, teams should report to the field a minimum of 15 minutes before the scheduled starting time of the game.
11. There are no umpires. Each batting team will provide a first and third-base coach. These first and third-base coaches will be responsible for calling runners safe or out when a close play on the bases occurs; they will use an honor system to call plays fairly. The team in the field will not call close plays on the bases and abide by the decisions of the first and third-base coaches.
12. No infield practice is allowed after the first inning.
13. Any player can play any position defensively
14. REPORTING SCORES: Report scores to the supervisors on duty.

Based on A true story

sunday night
we have a date
with Mr. Russell

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Anybody want some lunch?

I'm going to eat in about half an hour.