Sunday, May 31, 2009

coming soon...

the return of

7-4-09 WHO'S IN ? (you)

Balmorhea/Fort Davis/Marfa

Friday, May 29, 2009

Minneapolis or bust

June 6th weekend----

Austin will be the following weekend. I would like to see you all. Please come and dance at rock the casbah.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Domo Arigato

Hey lookit, I totally won a robot haiku contest on the Innernets! I am President of Space!

Monday, May 25, 2009

If you haven't already

Check out the SNL digital shorts on I didn't care for the movie that guy made at all, but I really do like the Lazy Sunday skit and the Iran So Far Away one.

Saturday, May 16, 2009


Jon Stewart Producing History Channel Special
posted by: Matt Tobey

Jon Stewart has done such a good job making the present interesting, The History Channel has tapped him to give the past the same treatment with an upcoming special on the history of naturalization in the United States. Hopefully someone will get him to do something about the future next. I'll bet his President George W. Bushdroid XVII impression is hilarious.

Stewart's show, The Naturalized, is among the highlights of History's most substantial programming investment ever. The network's robust slate of specials and series, to be announced May 14 at History's upfront presentation, ranges from a sweeping 12-part series about the creation of America, to a critical examination of holiday traditions (and the anxiety they engender) by comedian Lewis Black.

The projects are among 16 new series and 13 new specials greenlit or in development for the 2009-2010 season.

The Naturalized, to be produced by Busboy, Stewart's company, follows eight individuals through the bureaucratic morass of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. The special will also include interviews with undocumented and deported illegal immigrants.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Your Childhood Just Got Raped... Anally... Again!

If the movie is as bad as this remake, I won't be seeing Transformer's 2. Thanks to Rockie for ruining my day with this:

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

This here is for cutoffs (though sadly no witches are involved)

Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?
Mon May 11, 2009 4:56pm EDT
TAIPEI (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

(Reporting by Ralph Jennings; Editing by Nick Macfie and Miral Fahmy)

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

RPG of Big Trouble in Little China

Um, I don't know what any thing like Value and Hit Points mean, but if I were to play a Role Playing Game, I'd start here.

Monday, May 04, 2009

You're The Best Around

Nothing's ever gonna keep you down!