Wednesday, December 19, 2007
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
It is located on the border of Ohio, so it is not even on the side of Kentucky that is closest to Virginia.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
The Gas Grabber
Oh good lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to neutralize those toxic fumes, sparing all of your beloved family members from your willful violation of their airspace by your noxious kamikazes. So far, it's just in the patent application stage, so this special mojo filter won't be available this Thanksgiving. Too bad.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
couldn't get away
Laura Sonnenmark … drove to the offices of Martin Focus Groups in Alexandria, Virginia, knowing she would be paid $150 for two hours of her time. After joining a half dozen other women in a conference room, she found, to her surprise, that she had been called in to help some of the country’s most prominent hawks test-market language that could be used to sell a war against Iran to the American public. “The whole basis of the whole thing was, ‘we’re going to go into Iran and what do we have to do to get you guys to along with it,’” Sonnenmark, 49, tells Mother Jones.
The client paying for the focus group session, according to Sonnemark, was Freedom’s Watch …read on
Sunday, November 18, 2007
i:So what's new?
Gary:Just enjoying the region.
i:You mean Texas?
Gary:No, well I mean I do like Texas, but
i was referring to the region where
a girl's legs come together.
i:Very well, let's change the subject
What are you up to these days?
Gary:I'm on a bit of a slump right now
I hurt my foot doing a very tricky dance maneuver.
i:So you aren't as active?
Gary:NO, and it shows i think.
Is it me or does this body make me look fat?
i:I hear you used to skate. Miss it much?
Gary:I still rollaround sometimes. The style has changed so much
though, you hardly see skaters wearing bowties anymore.
i:What was your signature move?
Gary:Where people usually carve,I widdle.
i:It sounds like you set very high standards for yourself.
Gary:Well I mean , I do. I tend to find tough solutions
to simple problems. I use math and sometimes it's impossible!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Frito pie (also known as "Frito Chili Pie," "Frito Boat", "Chili Frito Casserole" or, in the Midwest, a "Walking Taco") is a corn chip and chili con carne dish of disputed origin, popular in the South Western United States.
A basic Frito pie typically consists of a small single-serving bag of Fritos corn chips, with a cup of chili poured over the top, usually finished up with grated cheese or onions and jalapeños and sour cream.  Because there are so many Fritos compared to the amount of chili, only part of the Fritos will get saturated by the chili, and most will stay at least partly crunchy.
In the Midwestern United States, there is a variation called a "walking taco". Along with Fritos, Nacho Cheese Doritos are commonly used as the chip base, and the meal is almost always eaten "in the bag". Another difference between a walking taco and a Frito pie is that walking tacos rarely have chili in them, using seasoned beef or pork instead. After the meat goes in the bag, it is finished with cheese, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, or any taco-friendly topping the eater wishes. Walking tacos are popular in the Midwest at sports venues, fundraisers, open houses, and more recently, the Iowa State Fair.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
When turned on, it emits an invisible, focused beam of radiation - similar to the microwaves in a domestic cooker - that are tuned to a precise frequency to stimulate human nerve endings.It can throw a wave of agony nearly half a mile.
to be used for riot control
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
2. The mansion makes me sad, and mad...thus I'm smad.
3. I've been dating a boy for a while; he's the best I've ever had. He doesn't look like the villian from Charlie's Angels, nor has he paid for his girlfriend's abortion. Knowing that I'm a wildcat, I made him write a page essay (he actually did bullet points) on why I should be his girlfriend....I said yes. So, basically, I can't fuck strangers in bar bathrooms anymore...and I'm happy with that.