The San PedroTimes - a project in degentrification: March 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Listen....

I miss you fuckers. Mario, I want to talk to you on the telephone, are there telephones in Mexico? If so can you send me your number so I can call you. I don't think I like all the hype around the new band, I thought this was supposed to be underground....sell outs.

Get To Da Choppa's first e-mail received.

ATM PAYMENT UPDATE

OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT,

INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT AND

FOREIGN CONTRACT PAYMENT DEPARTMENT.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE AND LOTTORY WINNING FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

WE HAVE MANDATED CITI BANK NA TO SEND YOU THE ATM CARD AND PIN NUMBER WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW ALL YOUR USD$10 MILLION DOLLARS IN ANY ATM SERVICE MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM YOU CAN WITHDRAW IN A DAY IS USD$10 THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY.

YOU ARE THEREFORE ADVICE TO CONTACT THE HEAD OF ATM CARD DEPARTMENT OF CITIBANK N.A NIGERIA

CONTACT PERSON:

Mr. Elvis Clark

Office No 234 1-4033346.

ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW IMMEDIATELY.

1. FULL NAME

2. FULL ADDRESS (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)

3. DIRECT PRIVATE MOBILE NUMBER THAT CAN REACH YOU ALONE.

4. YOUR AGE, SEX AND CURRENT OCCUPATION

5. ATTACH COPY OF YOUR PASSPRT OR WORKING ID FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS (US$160MD) AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

Best Regards,

HON.DR ALLISON BROWN

CHARMAN AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

on a rainy day like this...

Friday, March 28, 2008

Black Panda Boards!!

Hey Austin!! I didn't know you guys have skateboards... Sweeeeeeeeet!!!!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

If i have to explain it, you wouldn't understand.

the new band should cover this song . HOT HOT

Get To Da Choppa Now has a yahoo account

I'm going to work on a myspace page later. Maybe work on writing the first song at some point today, but that sounds kinda boring. gettodachoppa@yahoo.com was already taken. So was gettodachoppaman@yahoo.com. I'm going with gettodachoppaaustin@yahoo.com. Not because of my name, but because we're the only band in this town with that name. Feel free to send us pictures for T-Shirts.