Not too bright...... Oh my!

self promotion

two-wheeled werewolves...

Bully PC. hehehe

May 12th??

I like the shark addition to this one, though a ring of fire is preferrable.

"Maverick, you big stud...

...take me to bed or lose me forever."
II have officially begun flight lessons to be a private pilot. Tribe in the Sky, 2008. Who wants to be Iceman? I think Elliott should play Kelly Mcgillis.

Fat Bottomed Girls Make the Rockin' World Go Round

Now he's seventeen and I thought he would change his way

green bastard, unmasked!

The Tribe

A couple are m.i.a.

this week

les-pardee

ramp 2

or how i spent a monday

ramp 1

Ha Ha...it worked!~

Jake and Kate and I smoke weed

Hurricane landing...

delayed due to shitty NYC weather; see you fuckers wednesday. xo

Perhaps this grilled up fella can share you pain?

My date tonight with the Italian Drug Dealer

In regards to Jakes comment, I got it sweet tits. What does this look like? He asked me out last night, colored me stoked. I guess I'm in my badboy phase.

Vamonos!!

So long shit bags!!
Out to Monterrey for a week to visit Mario.

Have you seen this?

This has some good reading. In particular, the one on "Post-Saddam Iraq;: The War Game.

YOU GIVE ME A HEART-ON

in the
crotchital region

FOR MY TRIBE :

you're all
ralphies to me

Lil Man, The Movie

Coming soon to a thheatre with two H's

Things to do this month

1. Get a nice scar on the left half of my face.

2. Find a little white blonde girl I can chain up.

3. Figure out what the hell the Koreans are dumping into the Han River.

Sometimes the circulator pump leaks

"sam's mine!"..."no, he's mine"..."no, he's mine"..."no, he's mine"...and so forth...

DID ANYONE KNOW MARIO WAS FUCKING MARRIED??

I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY SHE CONTACTED ME.
MARIO...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS

elena daguer
to me
More options 10:47 pm (0 minutes ago)
Hi,You do not know me but I have a big favor to ask of
you. My name is Elena Daguer, I am an old friend of
Mario Aldrete's and I need to conatct him so that we
can finalize our divorce. In 1994 we were married here
in Austin and we have lost track of each other and I
need to get him to sign the divorce papers. If you
prefer to not give me his info, please contact him and
tell him about this email and give him my info. My #
is 512-786-1302 or 251-2635. please tell him to call
me ASAP
Thank you,
Elena

he's totally fakin' it...

Farenheits

My New Grill...

It's kinda like bling.

My photos from the anti-war march on Washington are here.
Below, me at the march.

truff'shuff'

Tribe Meeting Tue. Jan. 30th @ 6pm

in elliott's room

Just a few things

1. The blog recently had its 1 year birthday--hooray.
2. Funjuns + Doritos = Funritos--best snack ever < i don't care what squawbrey or treefort say>
3. I forgot the third thign.

And then there's

This thing too

hey, bud...

This Is What I Did In Class Today, or, O On Onward, Through The Airy Facade Viewing Gorgeous Vixens Accessorize Hopelessly

Dissected sheep brain!
Note the nasty yellow color casting.

Hey now stop that

Ever seen me Gil drunk?

Chillin with the Tribe at 2708

Lese swim my friend...

Beau Plongeon video amateur

Shit

Damn.

What can it be more gay than Rollerblading!!???

Like the sound track? it's on sale at www.waterloorecords.com
Holy freaking cow! do not attempt!



WOW!I knew it!

Minnesota Boys: Carrot Dick and Dick Face

think about it, we haven't had this since eisenhower v. stevenson

How the East Coast Mansion rolls:

Sure we don't have soap box, but we have art and culture.

IDEN

SPM

1 hell of a christmas

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

right here

part 2

Somebody has to have these things....

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If you have the following:


AT&T Cell phone - motorola v60, something small, not a big one like mine.
printer - working black and white printer, no color please.
fax machine - something that copies as well
Office supplies (folder files, storage boxes,stackable plastic boxes and
other supplies)
bookcase up to the waist
Plastic file bins
Milk crates
CD books
Blank cd's
Iron
Ironing board
vacumn cleaner - light weight
Comfortable computer chair
Bed Sheets, pillow cases, pillow (any color and size) - must be washed and
clean with no marks, stains or odors
Any Asian minimalist figurines/home accessories
Any African minimalist figurines/prefer black - prefer black
CANDLES - any kind, just need a description, if they have been partially
burned please offer a major discount.
Jewerly box
Clear thin CD cases
Sex in the city DVD's
Flat Screen monitor
Digial camera
Anything that is Gucci, Chanel, Louis Vuitton or Christian Dior, but
seeking anything from the Dior rasta collection.
Shure Sm-58 microphone
Vanity desk
DJ bag



Obviously I don't have to say this, but please let all items in working
condition, I will want to test them at your place.


My items that I want to barter:

Artwork -
http://www.geocities.com/spiritualessence2004/art.html?1092873267922

21" monitor ( will barter for flat screen and something else on my list)


(everthing below this point is either for barter or the entire thing for
$50)

CD's - Christiana Milian - Am to Pm maxi single
Divine - One more try maxi single
Down to Earth soundtrack - enimen, 3LW, and others
Staind - burned copy

BURBERRY replica luggage bag. cell phone holder and additional leather
straps included. New!

Female Clothing - Size Large (size 10-12)
- H&M Green/army velour pants with green satin side, never worn, new
- Long beautiful black gown with spaghetti straps and open back and high
side slit, never worn
- Tan camisole & cardigan set (tank top and cardigan with white lacey
flower print on the back)
- Red Parasucco rhinestone studded shirt, brand new, never worn,
- Red/black jersey dress (mesh sleeves) new with tag
- denim pointy heeled high heel mule shoes, size 8
-Brand new, never worn thongs (black, cute purple poka dot thongs)
-Keychain from Sequoi - chic store in France. It is a large silver Ring
with Sequoi engraved on it.
- silver earrings
-Two tanning bed glasses and suntan lotion


-Nail kit (cuticle remover, nail clipper, cuticle pusher, filer, etc....)
-Prescriptives pencil sharpener
-Necklace with beautiful brown flowers on it with matching earrings
- Lip gloss (clear with glitter, looks orange, but comes on orange)

Chacuer's Canterbury tales, Large paperback book
Spirituality in Art by Kandinsky
Georgia O'Keefe - biography, large hardback
Johnnie Cochran - authographed!!!!hardback
AND OTHER BOOKS
Victorian style cards - 2 different styles

HOME ACCESSORIES and other Misc. items
Set of coasters (blue, orange, yellow, green round translucent)
Small black ashtray, never been useD
Staple remover
Staple gun
Ruler (2)
Cd opener
Cute heart confetti
Staple Gun
Curling Iron - never used
Laundry Basket
Old female fashion magazines

Other accessories included

Sometimes I party with Mexican Revolutionaries

I´ll be leaving the warm arms of the Zapatistas in the highlands of Chiapas to return to the cold streets of New York. I miss you all....Mexicans down here don´t really party like you guys.

RULES:

1.build on the 15th or 16th
(be ready to start @3pm on the 16th)
2.spend no more than $30
3.safety last

OTT & Retreaded

peace - one love,

looks like our only chance is to go back in time- in order to save the mansion

we can use this as an outline:

Plot Summary for
One Crazy Summer (1986)

With a name like Hoops McCann, he's bound to get that basketball scholarship after high school, to help him find his way, his friend George invites Hoops to come with him and his sister to spend the summer on Nantucket. They pickup Cassandra on the way--she's being chased by a motorcycle gang. From here on in, it only gets crazier. Once on the island, they must help Cassandra save her grandfather's house from the greedy Beckersted Family.
watch:

The infamous night...

Between blow and cheap rum...we all really lost part of souls. One man more than others.....

RULES:

1.must build on the 15th
2.cannot spend more than $30 on it
3.must be approved by NSBDA
4.safety last

Who do we pay rent to?

Since they haven't said one word to us about taking over the lease I guess we still pay Rod, right? When does that lease expire, May?

guess who's moving in?

chexx it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiW8-M_Pc

One you guys should appreciate this...

maybe?
hopefully lasts longer
than dailyepisodes

angular gyrus

why i love overheard in new york

Essence Of NYC: A Play in One Act

Bimbo tourist #1: Anyway, so when he pulled it out of me it made this farting noise, and I know it wasn't a fart because it didn't smell, and... It was just really embarrassing.
Bimbo tourist #2: Quip.
Bimbo tourist #1: What?
Bimbo tourist #2: A quip. The farting noise, it's called a 'quip.'
Bimbo tourist #1: Oh, they have a name for it? Wow.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, totally. It happens to a lot of people.
Stranger: Um, that's not right.
Bimbo tourist #2: Excuse me, sir?
Stranger: No, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Wait, what?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's saying his name is 'Queef' or something.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Queef?
Stranger: No... Oh, lord. The sound, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Who's a 'queef?' What's going on?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's one of those crazy subway guys you hear about. I think he's telling us he's gay.
Stranger: I can hear you, and I'm not... What? That's 'queer,' you ingrate!
Bimbo tourist #1: Here's some money for you, sir. Buy your boyfriend a nice grocery cart or something.
Stranger: What?! Does it look like I'm homeless to you? I'm wearing fucking YSL over here... I ain't queer and I ain't homeless. You ignorant, you skinny, Paris Hilton-wannabe whores. All I was saying to you was that when your sleazy-ass friend over here pulled her boyfriend's dick out of her STD-ridden pussy, the word...
Bimbo tourist #1: I'm not following... Is he speaking Cockney or something?
Bimbo tourist #2: I don't know. Are you allowed to mace crazy hobos?
Stranger: ...I'm not fucking crazy!
Bimbo tourist #2: Of course you aren't, sir.
Passenger: Oh, shut your mouth, both of ya, or I'm gonna whoop both your scrawny asses, you hear?
Stranger: Thank you. All I was saying was...
Old lady: Ah, hell no! Can't you see this conversation has gone past anyone in this damn subway's comprehension? Know when to drop it, brother. Know when to drop it.
Bimbo tourist #2: [Mouthing] Oh my god.
Bimbo tourist #1: I know. That was intense.
Stranger, muttering to himself: ... Last time I ever take a subway... Unbelievable shit I put up with... Fucking Civics... Unreliable fuckers...

--L train

rod (still) sucks

New landlord does not affect the lease (unless foreclosed on)

If the landlord sells, dies or transfers the property, the new owner is obligated to honor your lease and any other agreement you made with the original owner or management. (This is another reason to always have important agreements in writing, signed and dated.) However, if the property is foreclosed on by a bank or some other entity because the landlord did not pay the mortgage on the premises, the new owner is not obligated to honor your lease (or any other agreement), but they must allow you to stay at least 30 days from the date of the foreclosure sale as long as you do not violate any other portion of the lease and you are current on your rent. If you receive notice that your landlord is about to be foreclosed on, and someone else is demanding you pay them rent or vacate, consult an attorney because it is sometimes hard to determine who to give the rent to.

http://www.texastenant.org/rights/termination/termination.html

An oldie, but a goodie

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

I know I know it's old...but he recently added this really stupid elf music, so it seemed like it was worth posting again.

He also uses the word "Kewl".

go figure.

Clear the floor I feel like dancing... WTF?

dreamin' 'bout eatin' (alley cat)

Why I can't go out on dates

What man wouldn't want this totally imasculating woman?

This blows the ladder out of the water

boy, i sure want that ladder!

räd!

this is from a 1937 tx history textbook

wtf?

playboys

no title required

finally!!

on dvd

Happy Birthday Gay Elliott!!!

42 really snuck up on ya huh? Have fun bangin' your 21 year-old editors....pederast.