Funny you should mention that Elliott...I had the same dilemma. I was like "where are Gary's sho......wait...I hope he's wearing sunscreen...on his dick!!!"
One time I encountered Gary in a Towering Inferno of melanoma inducing UV rays; his outfit left me nonplussed, and an old Korean lady turned to me and said: I just hope he wore sunscreen...on his dick!
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Gary's trousers never seem to get dirty. What's his secret? If only he told me...
i let SAM borrow my sunscreen
to use as lube
"Sam...ahhh...you got any lube??" [gruff voice]
I get drier than a box of sand when I'm drunk.
Here I was getting ready to ask where Gary's shoes were, but then I found myself more concerned whether he wore any sunscreen.....on his dick!
Funny you should mention that Elliott...I had the same dilemma. I was like "where are Gary's sho......wait...I hope he's wearing sunscreen...on his dick!!!"
One time I encountered Gary in a Towering Inferno of melanoma inducing UV rays; his outfit left me nonplussed, and an old Korean lady turned to me and said: I just hope he wore sunscreen...on his dick!
"Sam, YOU GOT ANY LUBE??"
you guys all know where my lube went.
"Sam...ahhh...you got any lube??" [ciggy voice]
Aubrey has lube right next to her Rick Allen wig.
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