I think you should buy 30 eight balls of cocaine....then swear you're never going to do cocaine again; then buy it again the next weekend and have regrettable casual sex with a fat girl who gave you hickeys to mark her fat territory.....or have regrettable casual sex with a man who cries about having to pay for his girlfriend's abortion before he's about to put it in; then swear off cocaine again...then snort it off of a strippers tit. Happy 30th buddy.
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i remember when i turned 30
man
2006 was fun
wait, was that 2006?
Now I remember why we keep up this blog. The archives acts as a receipt of our lives.
I can attest to that (see 2006-02-26 in the archives).
Do the sounds of the Night Terrors often hound you in your sleep?
I think you should buy 30 eight balls of cocaine....then swear you're never going to do cocaine again; then buy it again the next weekend and have regrettable casual sex with a fat girl who gave you hickeys to mark her fat territory.....or have regrettable casual sex with a man who cries about having to pay for his girlfriend's abortion before he's about to put it in; then swear off cocaine again...then snort it off of a strippers tit. Happy 30th buddy.
I asked my girlfriend to marry me two months ago, she said no, and then she made me pay for the abortion. And, it's only 29.95 (+ tax).
I once killed a drifter, just to get an erection.
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