Lil Man, The Movie

Coming soon to a thheatre with two H's

Things to do this month

1. Get a nice scar on the left half of my face.

2. Find a little white blonde girl I can chain up.

3. Figure out what the hell the Koreans are dumping into the Han River.

Sometimes the circulator pump leaks

"sam's mine!"..."no, he's mine"..."no, he's mine"..."no, he's mine"...and so forth...

DID ANYONE KNOW MARIO WAS FUCKING MARRIED??

I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY SHE CONTACTED ME.
MARIO...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS

elena daguer
to me
More options 10:47 pm (0 minutes ago)
Hi,You do not know me but I have a big favor to ask of
you. My name is Elena Daguer, I am an old friend of
Mario Aldrete's and I need to conatct him so that we
can finalize our divorce. In 1994 we were married here
in Austin and we have lost track of each other and I
need to get him to sign the divorce papers. If you
prefer to not give me his info, please contact him and
tell him about this email and give him my info. My #
is 512-786-1302 or 251-2635. please tell him to call
me ASAP
Thank you,
Elena

he's totally fakin' it...

Farenheits

My New Grill...

It's kinda like bling.

My photos from the anti-war march on Washington are here.
Below, me at the march.

truff'shuff'

Tribe Meeting Tue. Jan. 30th @ 6pm

in elliott's room

Just a few things

1. The blog recently had its 1 year birthday--hooray.
2. Funjuns + Doritos = Funritos--best snack ever < i don't care what squawbrey or treefort say>
3. I forgot the third thign.

And then there's

This thing too

hey, bud...

This Is What I Did In Class Today, or, O On Onward, Through The Airy Facade Viewing Gorgeous Vixens Accessorize Hopelessly

Dissected sheep brain!
Note the nasty yellow color casting.

Hey now stop that

Ever seen me Gil drunk?

Chillin with the Tribe at 2708

Lese swim my friend...

Beau Plongeon video amateur

Shit

Damn.

What can it be more gay than Rollerblading!!???

Like the sound track? it's on sale at www.waterloorecords.com
Holy freaking cow! do not attempt!



WOW!I knew it!

Minnesota Boys: Carrot Dick and Dick Face

think about it, we haven't had this since eisenhower v. stevenson

How the East Coast Mansion rolls:

Sure we don't have soap box, but we have art and culture.

IDEN

SPM

1 hell of a christmas

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

right here

part 2

Somebody has to have these things....

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If you have the following:


AT&T Cell phone - motorola v60, something small, not a big one like mine.
printer - working black and white printer, no color please.
fax machine - something that copies as well
Office supplies (folder files, storage boxes,stackable plastic boxes and
other supplies)
bookcase up to the waist
Plastic file bins
Milk crates
CD books
Blank cd's
Iron
Ironing board
vacumn cleaner - light weight
Comfortable computer chair
Bed Sheets, pillow cases, pillow (any color and size) - must be washed and
clean with no marks, stains or odors
Any Asian minimalist figurines/home accessories
Any African minimalist figurines/prefer black - prefer black
CANDLES - any kind, just need a description, if they have been partially
burned please offer a major discount.
Jewerly box
Clear thin CD cases
Sex in the city DVD's
Flat Screen monitor
Digial camera
Anything that is Gucci, Chanel, Louis Vuitton or Christian Dior, but
seeking anything from the Dior rasta collection.
Shure Sm-58 microphone
Vanity desk
DJ bag



Obviously I don't have to say this, but please let all items in working
condition, I will want to test them at your place.


My items that I want to barter:

Artwork -
http://www.geocities.com/spiritualessence2004/art.html?1092873267922

21" monitor ( will barter for flat screen and something else on my list)


(everthing below this point is either for barter or the entire thing for
$50)

CD's - Christiana Milian - Am to Pm maxi single
Divine - One more try maxi single
Down to Earth soundtrack - enimen, 3LW, and others
Staind - burned copy

BURBERRY replica luggage bag. cell phone holder and additional leather
straps included. New!

Female Clothing - Size Large (size 10-12)
- H&M Green/army velour pants with green satin side, never worn, new
- Long beautiful black gown with spaghetti straps and open back and high
side slit, never worn
- Tan camisole & cardigan set (tank top and cardigan with white lacey
flower print on the back)
- Red Parasucco rhinestone studded shirt, brand new, never worn,
- Red/black jersey dress (mesh sleeves) new with tag
- denim pointy heeled high heel mule shoes, size 8
-Brand new, never worn thongs (black, cute purple poka dot thongs)
-Keychain from Sequoi - chic store in France. It is a large silver Ring
with Sequoi engraved on it.
- silver earrings
-Two tanning bed glasses and suntan lotion


-Nail kit (cuticle remover, nail clipper, cuticle pusher, filer, etc....)
-Prescriptives pencil sharpener
-Necklace with beautiful brown flowers on it with matching earrings
- Lip gloss (clear with glitter, looks orange, but comes on orange)

Chacuer's Canterbury tales, Large paperback book
Spirituality in Art by Kandinsky
Georgia O'Keefe - biography, large hardback
Johnnie Cochran - authographed!!!!hardback
AND OTHER BOOKS
Victorian style cards - 2 different styles

HOME ACCESSORIES and other Misc. items
Set of coasters (blue, orange, yellow, green round translucent)
Small black ashtray, never been useD
Staple remover
Staple gun
Ruler (2)
Cd opener
Cute heart confetti
Staple Gun
Curling Iron - never used
Laundry Basket
Old female fashion magazines

Other accessories included

Sometimes I party with Mexican Revolutionaries

I´ll be leaving the warm arms of the Zapatistas in the highlands of Chiapas to return to the cold streets of New York. I miss you all....Mexicans down here don´t really party like you guys.

RULES:

1.build on the 15th or 16th
(be ready to start @3pm on the 16th)
2.spend no more than $30
3.safety last

OTT & Retreaded

peace - one love,

looks like our only chance is to go back in time- in order to save the mansion

we can use this as an outline:

Plot Summary for
One Crazy Summer (1986)

With a name like Hoops McCann, he's bound to get that basketball scholarship after high school, to help him find his way, his friend George invites Hoops to come with him and his sister to spend the summer on Nantucket. They pickup Cassandra on the way--she's being chased by a motorcycle gang. From here on in, it only gets crazier. Once on the island, they must help Cassandra save her grandfather's house from the greedy Beckersted Family.
watch:

The infamous night...

Between blow and cheap rum...we all really lost part of souls. One man more than others.....

RULES:

1.must build on the 15th
2.cannot spend more than $30 on it
3.must be approved by NSBDA
4.safety last

Who do we pay rent to?

Since they haven't said one word to us about taking over the lease I guess we still pay Rod, right? When does that lease expire, May?

guess who's moving in?

chexx it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiW8-M_Pc

One you guys should appreciate this...

maybe?
hopefully lasts longer
than dailyepisodes

angular gyrus

why i love overheard in new york

Essence Of NYC: A Play in One Act

Bimbo tourist #1: Anyway, so when he pulled it out of me it made this farting noise, and I know it wasn't a fart because it didn't smell, and... It was just really embarrassing.
Bimbo tourist #2: Quip.
Bimbo tourist #1: What?
Bimbo tourist #2: A quip. The farting noise, it's called a 'quip.'
Bimbo tourist #1: Oh, they have a name for it? Wow.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, totally. It happens to a lot of people.
Stranger: Um, that's not right.
Bimbo tourist #2: Excuse me, sir?
Stranger: No, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Wait, what?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's saying his name is 'Queef' or something.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Queef?
Stranger: No... Oh, lord. The sound, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Who's a 'queef?' What's going on?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's one of those crazy subway guys you hear about. I think he's telling us he's gay.
Stranger: I can hear you, and I'm not... What? That's 'queer,' you ingrate!
Bimbo tourist #1: Here's some money for you, sir. Buy your boyfriend a nice grocery cart or something.
Stranger: What?! Does it look like I'm homeless to you? I'm wearing fucking YSL over here... I ain't queer and I ain't homeless. You ignorant, you skinny, Paris Hilton-wannabe whores. All I was saying to you was that when your sleazy-ass friend over here pulled her boyfriend's dick out of her STD-ridden pussy, the word...
Bimbo tourist #1: I'm not following... Is he speaking Cockney or something?
Bimbo tourist #2: I don't know. Are you allowed to mace crazy hobos?
Stranger: ...I'm not fucking crazy!
Bimbo tourist #2: Of course you aren't, sir.
Passenger: Oh, shut your mouth, both of ya, or I'm gonna whoop both your scrawny asses, you hear?
Stranger: Thank you. All I was saying was...
Old lady: Ah, hell no! Can't you see this conversation has gone past anyone in this damn subway's comprehension? Know when to drop it, brother. Know when to drop it.
Bimbo tourist #2: [Mouthing] Oh my god.
Bimbo tourist #1: I know. That was intense.
Stranger, muttering to himself: ... Last time I ever take a subway... Unbelievable shit I put up with... Fucking Civics... Unreliable fuckers...

--L train

rod (still) sucks

New landlord does not affect the lease (unless foreclosed on)

If the landlord sells, dies or transfers the property, the new owner is obligated to honor your lease and any other agreement you made with the original owner or management. (This is another reason to always have important agreements in writing, signed and dated.) However, if the property is foreclosed on by a bank or some other entity because the landlord did not pay the mortgage on the premises, the new owner is not obligated to honor your lease (or any other agreement), but they must allow you to stay at least 30 days from the date of the foreclosure sale as long as you do not violate any other portion of the lease and you are current on your rent. If you receive notice that your landlord is about to be foreclosed on, and someone else is demanding you pay them rent or vacate, consult an attorney because it is sometimes hard to determine who to give the rent to.

http://www.texastenant.org/rights/termination/termination.html

An oldie, but a goodie

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

I know I know it's old...but he recently added this really stupid elf music, so it seemed like it was worth posting again.

He also uses the word "Kewl".

go figure.

Clear the floor I feel like dancing... WTF?

dreamin' 'bout eatin' (alley cat)

Why I can't go out on dates

What man wouldn't want this totally imasculating woman?

This blows the ladder out of the water

boy, i sure want that ladder!

räd!

this is from a 1937 tx history textbook

wtf?

playboys

no title required

finally!!

on dvd

Happy Birthday Gay Elliott!!!

42 really snuck up on ya huh? Have fun bangin' your 21 year-old editors....pederast.

kung-fu grip...

not included

HEY BINKY,

ever been kicked in the head by a bull?

semi-tejano zombie

shakes-n-parapa

That's right, I'm a hack who only posts youtube links

ramp's gone international

From the sick mind of Josh.... who did not steal Sam's bike

on the dark side of town

How the fuck do I turn on the heat?

linger fickin good

Oooh Oooh Oooh it's magic.

Feel free to skip to the end of this rather long clip.

eat a richard

Chatham County Showdown 3

hey-

come meet me in North Carolina.

it'l be real slashy.

Chatham County Showdown #3.

I didn't post the vid, cuz i dont know how, but you have a search engine, do the knowlwdge.

"mexican style, you just take a dump and they will come, no extra effort"

archived episodes...

the simpsons, futurama, south park, family guy, american dad.

http://dailyepisodes.com

Everybody; off the wagon - we're cured!

Excerpt from BBC

Scientists had thought that the scarring associated with cirrhosis - known as fibrosis - was irreversible.

However, recent studies have shown that is not the case.

Now the Newcastle team, in tests on animals, have shown that Sulphasalazine can aid the recovery process.

When the liver is injured specialised cells called hepatic myofibroblasts create scar tissue, and secrete proteins which prevent it being broken down.

In healthy liver tissue the scars eventually melt away and are replaced by new normal tissue.
However, in diseased tissue this process does not happen. Instead the scar tissue proliferates, and spreads throughout the whole organ.

The Newcastle team showed that Sulphasalazine could aid recovery by blocking the production of proteins that keep the scar tissue cells alive.

They plan to carry out trials in humans, but already believe the drug has the potential to provide an alternative to a liver transplant.

The drug will initially be given to heavy drinkers who have given up alcohol, but too late for their liver to recover naturally.

full article here.

wow

wow

my friend, les edance

Gary: Post anger management and with a gold vest

in IOWA

There is a truckstop called iowa80truckstop.com, where you can get your teeth cleaned////should probably go as it has been a number of years skated the Iowa city park today, pretty much ripped it up. also drawing by David Dunlap Im headin east!

Because it's that kind of day

did I GnL'ed this afternoon? Yes I did.

McKewl gets credit for this one.

Good thing I have less that 49 friends

Officials to crack down on parties
Excerpts from the Daily Texan

Ian Warren - Posted: 9/7/06

For many years, UT's fraternities and sororities have thrown massive parties with very little police interference. That may all be about to change.

A new plan, revealed during an Aug. 31 Austin Police Commander's Forum held by Commander Michael Jung, will focus on cracking down on large parties in Austin, said John Foxworth, president of the Shoal Crest Neighborhood Association and a photo advisor to The Daily Texan.

Michelle DeCrane, spokeswoman for the Austin Fire Department, said the new plan does not single out fraternities. It focuses on Austin's safety codes and will apply to all Austin residents, she said.

"Over the years, frat parties have gotten bigger and more elaborate, and it's getting difficult to keep them safe," said Don Smith, an Austin Fire Department fire marshal.

Any gathering of more than 49 people requires a public assembly permit, Smith said. These permits are available at the AFD but require a fire-safety inspection of the intended location of the party, Smith said.

As a result of stricter enforcement, the things that students are used to seeing at greek parties, such as "party builds," man-made pools, outdoor bands, "trash can punch" and the all-concealing black tarps may soon disappear, said Richard "Tiny" Clinton, president of Tiny's Risk Management, a popular risk management choice for fraternities. Interfraternity Council restrictions recently banned "trash can punch," bands who perform outdoors, which create a huge risk for a noise complaint, and man-made pools, Clinton said.

Any group attempting to construct a "party build" will have to obtain a building permit prior to beginning construction, Smith said.

The black tarps that usually block visibility into the backyards of fraternity and sorority houses are highly flammable, he added. They will have to be replaced with new tarps that are not flammable.

The group responsible for enforcing these ordinances will be the Public Assembly Code Enforcement Task Force, which is composed of members of zoning, the police, the fire department, code enforcement and the TABC, Smith said. He

"Any party that does not have a permit should expect to be shut down if law enforcement arrives," Clinton said.
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I don't think SnS counts as a "party build", and the pool is not man-made. I'm sure this will be enforced much the same way as the Narc patrol that slows by our house and speeds up to drive past the frat two doors down that drew all over a dying kid last year. I'll drink to that!

Wait for the dancing!

New Orleans' Showdown

So, maybe we should start a inter-state softball/drinking league. Us vs. them. There can be only one. Over the top.

elliot trying out for austrian idol

So long crikey

Stingray's: not just badass cars

Think Big.. but don't lose your head

Stupid in America.....

o is for oh yeah

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52287

Jackass

I followed these instructions to create an awesome writing pen for the upcoming semester (that's right, we don't start until after labor day). However, I felt slightly sheepish when, while walking towards the pen shop, I inadvertently entered the neighborhing lingerie shop. Needless to say, the girls working their must have been slightly confused when I approached them and asked: "Yes, I need a blue, fine point rollerball refill". They cocked their heads a little, looked at me confusedly (it was at this point, looking around at the myriad of panties and bras, that I realized I had fucked up), smiled at me, and said: "Are you looking for panties? We sell those here."
"Oh, you don't sell pens? This must be the wrong store"
"Come back if you need help with panties or bras."

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