Even the Tenenbaums played it

What, the, fucK?

Okay, so I received another missing mailing concerning San Pedro Times Correspondent Michael T. Elliott. According to the latest delivery from the United States Postal Service, Mr. Elliott was last seen with a female human going by the alias Ruby. Further, they were last spotted together in Antarctica (which may explain the R.J. MacReady look that Mr. Elliott has in the age progression). At any rate, let's give a shout out to Firestone tires for sponsoring the age progression software, and also for manufacturing shitty tires in the early noughties that helped do in some 150+ persons.

Only $24.

Finally, rocket booster pants.

...thinkin 'will i live anotha 24'?

Ten seconds ago

I was clicking on the google ads at the top, and when i refreshed the page there was an ad to "find local sex offenders". i think they're on to cut-offs and his bungee ways.

The man, the myth, the suspenders

krooked eye

Yesterday, I received this in the mail.

It appears San Pedro Times Michael T. Elliott is now officially missing. Anyone information leading to his successful recovery will lead to a reward of 1 Texas-Cold 24 oz. Lone Star. Further, it appears someone has solicited the Have You Seen Us? mailing sent out by ShopWise (you know, the annoying company that provides a list of useless coupons in the mailbox almost every day). As we can see, Elliott's age is listed as infinite, so it's peculiar the company has been able to do a 5 year age progression picture. Can anyone determine his actual age so that we can contact the missing children and missing person agencies to clear up this misunderstanding. Additionally, does anyone, anyone out there in the world wide web, know who Elliott was last seen with? Please, dear internet friends, help us find our lost Tribe correspondent before an unfortunate, malicious fate befalls him.

At it again...

So.. I finally learned how to put a damn video in the old blogster...hahaha. So this are my homies from Matamoros.. Some members of the tribe have met them already... real cool dudes.. check out the vid. If you have extra couple of minutes, vote for these ninjas !!
www.mtvla.com/los10/
Also want to congratulate Mr. Elliott for putting some numbers in the whiteboard... Hope the stalker mode doesnt come out any time soon !!

I'm out..

Jake and I party hard...

and we watch the sun come up in NYC. 7:35 a.m., haven't slept yet, you do the math. Let's roll...doodoodoo, doodoodoo, doodoo, doo, doo...

Biblical Asians, oh my!

I was looking to boost my Asian status (again) when I stumbled upon this . It's a fun little hobby I have at nite to test my Asian gangsta skills but this just disproves that a modern human can't live as an authentic Asian wanna-be, cuz these dudes already tapped out the WACK-WELL. Oh well I guess I have to find a different hobby, or a g.f....

Super Olfactory Syphilis

Whoa, you didn't forget about this did you?

Doodoodoo, doodoodoo, doodoo, doo, doo....

No more!

For the Record

AxoGraph X is the lousiest piece of shit data acquisition software I have ever encountered. It's an abortion among DataAcq programs.

a lub story

back in the day...

I saw this and it was a real action thriller... in my pants

WOW

ideas, schmideas

alright, what about 'lubeless in seattle' or 'sleepless on san pedro'?

Before Deadwood City

This entertained me...

O.G. BITCH

before the H to the B to the O

does this look like a dictatorship?





looks like 7 guys just having fun, if you ask me

down the street, consignment bikeshop...

zombie nights...

Wow

A very edgy new documentary starring Men.

coming soon...
a 30 min. contest
on a mon. night

If you have a few minutes...

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Thanks for your participation,
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pro-seidon

um, there's this dude, kurt, russel, he has a new movie out, about water, and adventure, and i propose the sunday movie come early this week.

now n' later

whoa.

I bet

we could reach $100 faster if the blog's layout wasn't all fucked up.

Holy shit, I've inspired a movie

Ideas for next Sunday's movie night

http://www.tmcm.com/pages/mag_content/tm13/cp_sucks.html

I think the "Last Schtupper" is a little too gay, so maybe "Mr. and Mrs. Christ"?

Patadon !!!

I do not know how to put the video in the actual Blog.. So here´s the link for now.. hahaha.. Do not argue about soccer.. ANYWHERE !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h18XnSnnxbQ&search=kick

THE LINK WAS FUCKED UP BEFORE. CHECK ME OUT NOW!

What's to become of Rocky!?...or...Reason 2 to visit Aubrey on the East Coast

This just in...

i'm on the phone with Drunky Malone and he just told me he has a 2 year old.

pre Digital v. Analog party

i prefer tinfoil helmet

i believe bella has an outfit.

"A tin-foil hat, also tinfoil hat, is a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. Hats made from foil are very rarely used, since the injuries they might guard against are highly speculative, and their effectiveness in preventing such harm would be dubious even if the danger were plausible. Instead, the concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase (sometimes as the abbreviation "TFH") serves as a byword for paranoia."
- wikipedia

born to roll

blog format

is it me, or has the blog layout been seriously fucked up since, i don't know, 2 days ago?

just for the funk of it...

b/c i had to

9th grade

ok

i'll bring the no-pants

white denim flyer

There's this amzing thing on YouTube.com

It's called the embeddable player link that pasted below the video watched. If you copy it, and do something crazy, like, I don't know...paste it into your blogger post. Then you get the above. Otherwise, you get another boring, magenta colored link reminiscent of Elliot's.