Tuesday, June 06, 2006

COCKSUCKERS....

I got to second base with one of the writers from Deadwood last night....
There were some PBRs, some hot dance moves, and some handjobs.
I asked him what aspect of the show he personally created.
He said when they say "cocksuckers," well that was him.
I don't believe it.
With love from NYC

10 comments:

Gary said...

always making the tribe proud

Evil Biologist said...

see if you can get the season 3 dvd

im lauf der zeit. said...

i've never heard a girl say she got to second base...

Vagrunt said...

Mrs. Edwards, I reckon that no good Hooplehead you talked to was blowing smoke up your ass so as to diddle your Grecian twat. Tell him he opens his jupine face to utter such nonsense again he'll have a swarm of dirt worshipers disappear him into the Dakota night...

Unless of course this fella's name what Sheidlower or Milch, in which case you'll have to forgive my perhaps hasty designation and unintended insult upon a man of such scholarship, integrity, and character.

Side not to DANIEL:

Aubrey plays on a whole different field (league/sport?) from what I remember the baseball analogies representing.

I think for her first base is anal and it progresses from there...

im lauf der zeit. said...

dang, is 2nd base anal + blackout? or is she running the wrong way 3-1? as usual, i'm confused...must be kickball rules.

one more thangy, isn't 2nd base boobies, why's she feelin' on tha man's boobs?

Squawbrey said...

get with the program.
1st- making out
2nd- handjobs
3rd- blow jobs
4th- all the way

If 2nd is boobies, then where the fuck does oral come in? We are playing grown up rules now, stakes is higher.

Squawbrey said...

sweet post elliott. why did such an articulate bastard drop out of school?

im lauf der zeit. said...

this whole girls playing baseball thing is new to me; i'm gonna call the female perspective softball.

Evil Biologist said...

I think Squawbrey's right. 2nd base is fingerbanging right? Booby touching and dry humping (ahem) fall under the heavy petting that naturally accompanies making out.

Gary said...

did i mention how proud i was