i just found out what LOL means

i like this

I like.

this

So here is the deal...

Grab your nearest tribe member and watch this movie
it worked for me

Sammy Pee

In the place that be

Bird just flew in and...

CHECK OUT:

The new album, "Planet Earth", by the guy on the bottom right

fix-push, dawg...

the new lakai is so good

here is the intromakes me wanna go slash

Sorry, I just couldn't resist

For those of you (like me) that prefer discrete summations over continuous integrals.
Fuck it was cold yesterday.

today was a good day...

rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs

No, the Creation Museum is NOT in Virginia

Just to clarify for you jackasses, the humans with dinosaur feature is one of the many exciting feature available for you there:

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

It is located on the border of Ohio, so it is not even on the side of Kentucky that is closest to Virginia.

i want to share this with everyone

Get ready for the holidays!!

I am not completely sure how it works.. Also not sure if I would use it.. but it's out there..
The Gas Grabber


Oh good lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to neutralize those toxic fumes, sparing all of your beloved family members from your willful violation of their airspace by your noxious kamikazes. So far, it's just in the patent application stage, so this special mojo filter won't be available this Thanksgiving. Too bad.

More info

and iran...iran so far away,

couldn't get away

Laura Sonnenmark … drove to the offices of Martin Focus Groups in Alexandria, Virginia, knowing she would be paid $150 for two hours of her time. After joining a half dozen other women in a conference room, she found, to her surprise, that she had been called in to help some of the country’s most prominent hawks test-market language that could be used to sell a war against Iran to the American public. “The whole basis of the whole thing was, ‘we’re going to go into Iran and what do we have to do to get you guys to along with it,’” Sonnenmark, 49, tells Mother Jones.

The client paying for the focus group session, according to Sonnemark, was Freedom’s Watch …read on

Thankful for drums...

Part I of My Interview with Gary

INTERVIEW w/ Gary:

i:So what's new?

Gary:Just enjoying the region.

i:You mean Texas?

Gary:No, well I mean I do like Texas, but
i was referring to the region where
a girl's legs come together.

i:Very well, let's change the subject
What are you up to these days?

Gary:I'm on a bit of a slump right now
I hurt my foot doing a very tricky dance maneuver.

i:So you aren't as active?

Gary:NO, and it shows i think.
Is it me or does this body make me look fat?

i:I hear you used to skate. Miss it much?

Gary:I still rollaround sometimes. The style has changed so much
though, you hardly see skaters wearing bowties anymore.

i:What was your signature move?

Gary:Where people usually carve,I widdle.

i:It sounds like you set very high standards for yourself.

Gary:Well I mean , I do. I tend to find tough solutions
to simple problems. I use math and sometimes it's impossible!

benny lava & robots

faster

Poll: Fake or Real

Poll the public: is this real or fake? Vote now!!! Make a difference. Warning: This is totally NSFW. Consider yourself warned.

Machetin and Macheton

Two favorites in one video... amazing

Maybe I'll work for Gravel's campaign once I graduate... if it lasts that long.

so, eh then, eh?

i call troy for next year...

Sole remnants of worst costume evar

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!

A Long Time Ago...

In a Galaxy 1 Hour Away (San Antonio)

guten times, ja?

Halloweenie 2007

SKATERDATER

for the ladies in your life

http://www.greenknickers.org/index.html

OH MY!

that's a nasty downhill-

with smelliot in mind...

pretty cool

Triumph International Japan has unveiled a bra that can be used as a shopping bag. It is called the “No! Shopping Bag Bra” (NO! reji-bukuro bra). It is designed for reduction of plastic bag consumption.

less-unz

hold the mustard.

http://www.williamhundley.com/stream.html

THis slag has entered my digital life.

Sam loves the "walking taco"...

Frito pie (also known as "Frito Chili Pie," "Frito Boat", "Chili Frito Casserole" or, in the Midwest, a "Walking Taco") is a corn chip and chili con carne dish of disputed origin, popular in the South Western United States.

A basic Frito pie typically consists of a small single-serving bag of Fritos corn chips, with a cup of chili poured over the top, usually finished up with grated cheese or onions and jalapeños and sour cream. [1] Because there are so many Fritos compared to the amount of chili, only part of the Fritos will get saturated by the chili, and most will stay at least partly crunchy.

In the Midwestern United States, there is a variation called a "walking taco". Along with Fritos, Nacho Cheese Doritos are commonly used as the chip base, and the meal is almost always eaten "in the bag". Another difference between a walking taco and a Frito pie is that walking tacos rarely have chili in them, using seasoned beef or pork instead. After the meat goes in the bag, it is finished with cheese, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, or any taco-friendly topping the eater wishes. Walking tacos are popular in the Midwest at sports venues, fundraisers, open houses, and more recently, the Iowa State Fair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frito_pie

i think i remember something...

A new scientific study on rats suggests that low to moderate drinking of alcohol may actually improve memory. The researchers at the University of Auckland and Ohio State University studied how giving alcohol to genetically-engineered rats affected a particular neuronal receptor that's essential to memory.
Link

Remember this guy??

I miss smoking outside!!

"Silent Guardian"

When turned on, it emits an invisible, focused beam of radiation - similar to the microwaves in a domestic cooker - that are tuned to a precise frequency to stimulate human nerve endings.

It can throw a wave of agony nearly half a mile.
to be used for riot control

A kid's bike was left in the fork of a tree on Vashon Island, Wash., which grew to engulf it.

i think it's the high cheek bones

Several things...

1. The lil' Man swears that this sexy Vegas playing card looks exactly like Sammy:


2. The mansion makes me sad, and mad...thus I'm smad.

3. I've been dating a boy for a while; he's the best I've ever had. He doesn't look like the villian from Charlie's Angels, nor has he paid for his girlfriend's abortion. Knowing that I'm a wildcat, I made him write a page essay (he actually did bullet points) on why I should be his girlfriend....I said yes. So, basically, I can't fuck strangers in bar bathrooms anymore...and I'm happy with that.

Last Night's Party @ the Mansion got OUT OF CONTROL

who the hell parked the tractor in elliott's room?

This Week In History

I've been thinking things like:
the reduction in troops cannot be avoided because of current lack of recruitment
so the president lied.
also things like this:
but
YAHOO caught me off guard
this is what i actually care about:
read the main headline

No words............

All or 33

Somebody is 33 today. Wow 33. Do you remember 33? What comes after 33? 33?

Now everything makes sense.. . . or not.....

ah so!

HELL YEAH:

it's will

Bikes, Beers and a whole lot of fun !!

Footage of my early drinking days in Piedras Negras. Axel was doing the one man show entertaining the girls while I had to go get the refills.

Sorry, I could not get the subtitles to work.. Ni merga..

I can still hear the dueling banjos that played that magical afternoon

sam has to be at work in 30 minutes

he might not make it

It's Ozone Park, Queens, son

I KNEW IT !

I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS

for little man:

um, yeah...

"it is almost a mathematical certainty that we are living in someone else’s computer simulation."

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/14/science/14tier.html?ei=5124&en=22efff4469281187&ex=1344744000&adxnnl=1&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink&adxnnlx=1187101355-5HWiLxChv9ReqvISlLpTnQ

¡Aye Carumba!

pre-warriors...

kewl

How To Pull A Van Uphill (with Only A Rope) - video powered by Metacafe

long time ago.......

Should we Party?