today was a good day...

rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs

No, the Creation Museum is NOT in Virginia

Just to clarify for you jackasses, the humans with dinosaur feature is one of the many exciting feature available for you there:

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

It is located on the border of Ohio, so it is not even on the side of Kentucky that is closest to Virginia.

i want to share this with everyone

Get ready for the holidays!!

I am not completely sure how it works.. Also not sure if I would use it.. but it's out there..
The Gas Grabber


Oh good lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to neutralize those toxic fumes, sparing all of your beloved family members from your willful violation of their airspace by your noxious kamikazes. So far, it's just in the patent application stage, so this special mojo filter won't be available this Thanksgiving. Too bad.

More info

and iran...iran so far away,

couldn't get away

Laura Sonnenmark … drove to the offices of Martin Focus Groups in Alexandria, Virginia, knowing she would be paid $150 for two hours of her time. After joining a half dozen other women in a conference room, she found, to her surprise, that she had been called in to help some of the country’s most prominent hawks test-market language that could be used to sell a war against Iran to the American public. “The whole basis of the whole thing was, ‘we’re going to go into Iran and what do we have to do to get you guys to along with it,’” Sonnenmark, 49, tells Mother Jones.

The client paying for the focus group session, according to Sonnemark, was Freedom’s Watch …read on

Thankful for drums...

Part I of My Interview with Gary

INTERVIEW w/ Gary:

i:So what's new?

Gary:Just enjoying the region.

i:You mean Texas?

Gary:No, well I mean I do like Texas, but
i was referring to the region where
a girl's legs come together.

i:Very well, let's change the subject
What are you up to these days?

Gary:I'm on a bit of a slump right now
I hurt my foot doing a very tricky dance maneuver.

i:So you aren't as active?

Gary:NO, and it shows i think.
Is it me or does this body make me look fat?

i:I hear you used to skate. Miss it much?

Gary:I still rollaround sometimes. The style has changed so much
though, you hardly see skaters wearing bowties anymore.

i:What was your signature move?

Gary:Where people usually carve,I widdle.

i:It sounds like you set very high standards for yourself.

Gary:Well I mean , I do. I tend to find tough solutions
to simple problems. I use math and sometimes it's impossible!

benny lava & robots

faster

Poll: Fake or Real

Poll the public: is this real or fake? Vote now!!! Make a difference. Warning: This is totally NSFW. Consider yourself warned.

Machetin and Macheton

Two favorites in one video... amazing

Maybe I'll work for Gravel's campaign once I graduate... if it lasts that long.

so, eh then, eh?

i call troy for next year...

Sole remnants of worst costume evar

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!

A Long Time Ago...

In a Galaxy 1 Hour Away (San Antonio)

guten times, ja?

Halloweenie 2007

SKATERDATER

for the ladies in your life

http://www.greenknickers.org/index.html

OH MY!

that's a nasty downhill-

with smelliot in mind...

pretty cool

Triumph International Japan has unveiled a bra that can be used as a shopping bag. It is called the “No! Shopping Bag Bra” (NO! reji-bukuro bra). It is designed for reduction of plastic bag consumption.

less-unz

hold the mustard.

http://www.williamhundley.com/stream.html

THis slag has entered my digital life.

Sam loves the "walking taco"...

Frito pie (also known as "Frito Chili Pie," "Frito Boat", "Chili Frito Casserole" or, in the Midwest, a "Walking Taco") is a corn chip and chili con carne dish of disputed origin, popular in the South Western United States.

A basic Frito pie typically consists of a small single-serving bag of Fritos corn chips, with a cup of chili poured over the top, usually finished up with grated cheese or onions and jalapeños and sour cream. [1] Because there are so many Fritos compared to the amount of chili, only part of the Fritos will get saturated by the chili, and most will stay at least partly crunchy.

In the Midwestern United States, there is a variation called a "walking taco". Along with Fritos, Nacho Cheese Doritos are commonly used as the chip base, and the meal is almost always eaten "in the bag". Another difference between a walking taco and a Frito pie is that walking tacos rarely have chili in them, using seasoned beef or pork instead. After the meat goes in the bag, it is finished with cheese, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, or any taco-friendly topping the eater wishes. Walking tacos are popular in the Midwest at sports venues, fundraisers, open houses, and more recently, the Iowa State Fair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frito_pie

i think i remember something...

A new scientific study on rats suggests that low to moderate drinking of alcohol may actually improve memory. The researchers at the University of Auckland and Ohio State University studied how giving alcohol to genetically-engineered rats affected a particular neuronal receptor that's essential to memory.
Link

Remember this guy??

I miss smoking outside!!

"Silent Guardian"

When turned on, it emits an invisible, focused beam of radiation - similar to the microwaves in a domestic cooker - that are tuned to a precise frequency to stimulate human nerve endings.

It can throw a wave of agony nearly half a mile.
to be used for riot control

A kid's bike was left in the fork of a tree on Vashon Island, Wash., which grew to engulf it.

i think it's the high cheek bones

Several things...

1. The lil' Man swears that this sexy Vegas playing card looks exactly like Sammy:


2. The mansion makes me sad, and mad...thus I'm smad.

3. I've been dating a boy for a while; he's the best I've ever had. He doesn't look like the villian from Charlie's Angels, nor has he paid for his girlfriend's abortion. Knowing that I'm a wildcat, I made him write a page essay (he actually did bullet points) on why I should be his girlfriend....I said yes. So, basically, I can't fuck strangers in bar bathrooms anymore...and I'm happy with that.

Last Night's Party @ the Mansion got OUT OF CONTROL

who the hell parked the tractor in elliott's room?

This Week In History

I've been thinking things like:
the reduction in troops cannot be avoided because of current lack of recruitment
so the president lied.
also things like this:
but
YAHOO caught me off guard
this is what i actually care about:
read the main headline

No words............

All or 33

Somebody is 33 today. Wow 33. Do you remember 33? What comes after 33? 33?

Now everything makes sense.. . . or not.....

ah so!

HELL YEAH:

it's will

Bikes, Beers and a whole lot of fun !!

Footage of my early drinking days in Piedras Negras. Axel was doing the one man show entertaining the girls while I had to go get the refills.

Sorry, I could not get the subtitles to work.. Ni merga..

I can still hear the dueling banjos that played that magical afternoon

sam has to be at work in 30 minutes

he might not make it

It's Ozone Park, Queens, son

I KNEW IT !

I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS

for little man:

um, yeah...

"it is almost a mathematical certainty that we are living in someone else’s computer simulation."

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/14/science/14tier.html?ei=5124&en=22efff4469281187&ex=1344744000&adxnnl=1&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink&adxnnlx=1187101355-5HWiLxChv9ReqvISlLpTnQ

¡Aye Carumba!

pre-warriors...

kewl

How To Pull A Van Uphill (with Only A Rope) - video powered by Metacafe

long time ago.......

Should we Party?

There is a movement of Chuck E Cheese fans that are buying the old robots.

FUN:

usps!!!

The Iraq War in a Nutshell...

This story has been buried and framed by most media as a General being demoted for the cover up.

Published on Friday, July 27, 2007 by the Associated Press
Was Pat Tillman Murdered? AP Gets New Documents
by Martha Mendoza

SAN FRANCISCO — Army medical examiners were suspicious about the close proximity of the three bullet holes in Pat Tillman’s forehead and tried without success to get authorities to investigate whether the former NFL player’s death amounted to a crime, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press.

“The medical evidence did not match up with the, with the scenario as described,” a doctor who examined Tillman’s body after he was killed on the battlefield in Afghanistan in 2004 told investigators.

The doctors - whose names were blacked out - said that the bullet holes were so close together that it appeared the Army Ranger was cut down by an M-16 fired from a mere 10 yards or so away.

Ultimately, the Pentagon did conduct a criminal investigation, and asked Tillman’s comrades whether he was disliked by his men and whether they had any reason to believe he was deliberately killed. The Pentagon eventually ruled that Tillman’s death at the hands of his comrades was a friendly-fire accident.

The medical examiners’ suspicions were outlined in 2,300 pages of testimony released to the AP this week by the Defense Department in response to a Freedom of Information Act request.

Among other information contained in the documents:

*** In his last words moments before he was killed, Tillman snapped at a panicky comrade under fire to shut up and stop
“sniveling.”

*** Army attorneys sent each other congratulatory e-mails for keeping criminal investigators at bay as the Army conducted an internal friendly-fire investigation that resulted in administrative, or non-criminal, punishments.

***The three-star general who kept the truth about Tillman’s death from his family and the public told investigators some 70 times that he had a bad memory and couldn’t recall details of his actions.

***No evidence at all of enemy fire was found at the scene - no one was hit by enemy fire, nor was any government equipment struck.

***The Pentagon and the Bush administration have been criticized in recent months for lying about the circumstances of Tillman’s death. The military initially told the public and the Tillman family that he had been killed by enemy fire. Only weeks later did the Pentagon acknowledge he was gunned down by fellow Rangers.

With questions lingering about how high in the Bush administration the deception reached, Congress is preparing for yet another hearing next week.

The Pentagon is separately preparing a new round of punishments, including a stinging demotion of retired Lt. Gen. Philip R. Kensinger Jr., 60, according to military officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because the punishments under consideration have not been made public.

In more than four hours of questioning by the Pentagon inspector general’s office in December 2006, Kensinger repeatedly contradicted other officers’ testimony, and sometimes his own. He said on some 70 occasions that he did not recall something.

At one point, he said: “You’ve got me really scared about my brain right now. I’m really having a problem.”

Tillman’s mother, Mary Tillman, who has long suggested that her son was deliberately killed by his comrades, said she is still looking for answers and looks forward to the congressional hearings next week.

“Nothing is going to bring Pat back. It’s about justice for Pat and justice for other soldiers. The nation has been deceived,” she said.

The documents show that a doctor who autopsied Tillman’s body was suspicious of the three gunshot wounds to the forehead. The doctor said he took the unusual step of calling the Army’s Human Resources Command and was rebuffed. He then asked an official at the Army’s Criminal Investigation Division if the CID would consider opening a criminal case.

“He said he talked to his higher headquarters and they had said no,” the doctor testified.

Also according to the documents, investigators pressed officers and soldiers on a question Mrs. Tillman has been asking all along.

“Have you, at any time since this incident occurred back on April 22, 2004, have you ever received any information even rumor that Cpl. Tillman was killed by anybody within his own unit intentionally?” an investigator asked then-Capt. Richard Scott.

Scott, and others who were asked, said they were certain the shooting was accidental.

Investigators also asked soldiers and commanders whether Tillman was disliked, whether anyone was jealous of his celebrity, or if he was considered arrogant. They said Tillman was respected, admired and well-liked.

HERE'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT...

The report says Tillman's last words were to tell someone to stop snivelling after coming under fire and also says there is no evidence of enemy fire.

WTF?

And just to throw mud at the anoerexic cunt Ann Coulter:

I thought the loteria was Mexican.... WTF???

friday?

i'd like to go earlier, but can't until friday. i still have a tube at my house too.

the simpson's comes out that day as well, snap.

Saludos desde Panama...

The best road signs ever! this is one is a good one, note the splashing blood from the little animal!

real-time

aubrey counted 112 times
the phrase was used

plus a couple more before we heard the song


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Please_Don't_Go

Update on Reh Dogg

In case you were wondering why must Reh Dogg cry:

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB11A7BF72B27B8026F5F59F7D07822009

You might also go to the "artists" tab and check out all the videos by Brad Neely. If you like Washington, you'll love JFK.

It is not really 5:17, but it looked cool when -sniff- Squawbers posted -snort- a message around that time.

GUST-OFF, you fudge

Hurricane landing...

Saturday until August 2...right, a long time huh??? Are you prepped and ready, I am more surly than ever.

2nd try...

it works

it was a close one @ the TRANSFORMERS premiere last night

Robosaurus vs. Drunkobot