Thursday, February 16, 2006

Busted and Disgusted





















This is why Sam missed many of you on MySpace yesterday. He will soon have the strength to sit at his desk, but until then Final Fantasy will sufice.

If anyone would like to send donations or "get well" type schwag, I recommend Big Red and popcorn. Otherwise, we'll be selling off his pain meds to pay for the unecessary trip to the emergency room.

No X-ray results were disclosed, and Sam go no sponge bath for his efforts. On the bright side he wasn't scheduled to work until Friday.

Rumor has it that Sam was trying to "do a 900" when he hurt himself.

4 comments:

im lauf der zeit. said...

sam's all about the 1000, with an 80 degree revert.

re: final fantasy: now i know what all the female sounds were coming from samsquamch's room, i thought he was having a party with some asian teens.

get well sam, "tom" is real worried about the future of his brainwashing project without your participation.

heil gusto!

Gary said...

what's it called when you fist elliot
only you use your foots?

im lauf der zeit. said...

it's called your average tuesday night.

Evil Biologist said...

i thought it was called a footsing?