Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Serious issues to address

a. Mexican men seem to really want to empregnate a green-eyed gringa, or "Tattoo Mamacita" as I have been called.
b. Who the fuck is cut offs?
c. Little man needs a job.
d. Daniel needs to study more.
e. Gary is cool just how he is.
f. Is Harry getting his nightly foot massage and penal rub down?
g. Have you seen John Huston`s Night of the Iguana? You should, I went to that beach today.
h. Masturbating in hostels is out of the question.

Think about it.

3 comments:

im lauf der zeit. said...

you can say that again. made a 'b' on my first psychometrics - theory & methods exam. bullshit.

masturbation definitely ain' for hostels...in the desert on mescaline is another thing.

96 M; MESCALINE; 3,4,5-TRIMETHOXYPHENETHYLAMINE --> get to work lil' bigman.

Gary said...

a.try blue contacts
b.he's a native ameri-can
not a native ameri-can't
c.everyone can agree
d.i've got the cliff notes
e.thank you
f.yes and no
(depends on jon-erik's drunken-state-level: yesterday he was a 10/9)
g.yes
h.depends on who's asking

Evil Biologist said...

a. wear dark shades
b. it's the ding hair, obviously
c. i'm too busy flying around the country
d. no shit.
e. cucumber
f. what gary said. but he's fo' sure getting fat.
g. does it have sly stallone?
h. done it. October, 2001, here.