Monday, February 06, 2006
banned
Michael T. Elliott age 29, of the San Pedro Tribe is now banned from the living room(effective feb, 6), for two weeks on account of breaking the hearts and tails of two gorgeous porcelain wolves. After an intesive with one of the tribe members, a one Mr. Samuel Peterson, he exclaimed his gratitude for the punishment and hopes for a better living room expirience for the next couple of weeks and also hopes this incident sets an example for anyone else who fucks around in the tribe. Also signatures of approval for this action will be posted on the board.
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Porecelain my ass.
elliott, if you need a key to the electrical perimeter fence, let me know so i can flush it down the toilet. i heard someone mention you can regain privileges if you can track the key through austin's sewage infrastructure. ask sam.
what the hell is the t for anyway?
t? what t?
triskaidekaphobia
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